Fall Prevention Course Failure… - theHumm July 2019
Fall Prevention Course Failure… - theHumm July 2019
By Glenda Jones
We’re devotees of the Strength and Balance course offered by the Mills Community Support. (Note: if you are as old as the land line phone, you need to check out these courses. More on this in August.) We’re supposedly keeping ourselves in good mental and physical shape so we can live productive and active lives without toppling over at a moment’s notice. The course must be doing some good because I can stand on one leg and look somewhat graceful, and can manage to swing my arms and move my feet at the same time. Physically, I know I’m improving.
Mentally is another story though. After a spring of intermittent puppy sitting, snuggling baby Shelties, we have succumbed to puppy fever again. My head knew two were enough, and we hauled out every argument we could to prevent ourselves from falling, but three days with the last puppy, a five-month-old named Destanee, was too much. Obviously, the fall prevention course couldn’t prevent this mental collapse. Am I a failure at the course? Possibly!
There we were, heart ruling head, a crumpled heap of puppy love that no course would have prevented, and now our house is once again a sea of toys, two young dogs racing under our feet, the cat in a continual hissy fit, and our sensible older girl watching warily from the sidelines. Mercifully, no one has said we’re crazy, even though it could be whispered discretely behind our backs.
Our dogs give us satisfaction and joy as they grow and learn. We laugh at their antics, and celebrate their ability to absorb and relate to new experiences. Netflix doesn’t cut it next to a puppy class with many puppies doing their best to sit, stay, walk like a big dog, or fall asleep because they’ve worked so hard. Every day is a safari as far as a puppy is concerned. A butterfly is as exciting as a ball, a flowerbed must be for digging, and a garden tool is a toy. The long snake that lives under the porch is a constant source of inquisitive observation.
As long as we stay home with the three dogs it’s all fun and games. However, once in a while we need to pack up and travel. So here’s the conundrum: our car is small, bought to fit just the two of us and two dogs. Add a third and we look like the Clampetts on vacation: three crates, a shelter tent, chairs, food and drinks for everyone, leashes, shade covers and extra jackets — because for sure it’s going to rain, ha, ha, ha! — the back end of the car practically drags on the ground as we take off with the whole family. Getting us all in can be a puzzle; getting us out, the reverse. But off we go to dog trials or to the market. You’ll see us on the road with our “agility dogs” sticker on the back of the car. Please stay well back or we’ll be enduring barking from our precious passengers.
There are times when common sense should rule, but what would be the fun of never taking a chance? How many times have we said: “I wish I’d…” and watched an opportunity flow gently past? Would you really want your mantra to be “I’m always sensible”? Sometimes we need to shake things up and go for it, and that’s what we’ve done by letting this puppy into our lives. Her name alone tells you something: “Destanee”. She was destined to be ours. Full disclosure: that’s her registered name, but she looks like a little diva, so that’s going to be her call name: Diva.
Now, if I could just win the lottery so I could throw myself and my bank account totally into dog training, agility trials, grooming, vet expenses and on it goes, all would be well. In the meantime, I’ll forego fancy clothes and expensive artwork, and be content to watch over all our furry babies.
By — Paul Joyce
It’s that time of year again, when the rattle of expensive metal is heard coming from car trunks and when spouses disappear for hours at a time, reappearing with sunburns, bug bites, and either smiles, scowls, or looks of quiet resignation.
Yes, it’s golf season.
For the final show of its 2018/19 series of plays, Studio Theatre Perth presents The Ladies’ Foursome, a Norm Foster comedy that will make you love the game, even if you, well, currently hate your game.
From folk-rock powerhouses to a third-generation country star, the 2019 Stewart Park Festival line-up is set to be an unforgettable one.
The Small Glories and Kelly Prescott are just some of the names performing at the 28th annual festival taking place in Perth from July 19–21. Festival goers will also get to see Connie Kaldor, Élage Diouf, Shakura S’Aida, Keith Glass and Andy Irvine on stage.
After months of crafting the line-up, Artistic Director James Keelaghan says he’s th......
A House of Good Taste - theHumm July 2019
By Sebastian Weetabix
Like many things related to food (or at least food in our part of the world), the term “restaurant” originated in France. It originally applied to the fare (it was “restorative”), but by the 17th century it had come to mean an establishment where one could eat a meal and pay for it. Eating “out” as a common practice for common folk has its roots in travel and the need for refreshment en route. Those who provided it were, rightly, termed restorers or restaurateurs. Their establishments came......
The Arresting Art of Fred Fowler - theHumm July 2019
By Sally Hansen
Art… and Soul
It’s invigorating to meet someone who challenges your subconscious prejudices. I was surprised to learn that Fred Fowler, outgoing President of the Rideau Lakes Artists’ Association, is a retired Toronto cop. There’s absolutely no reason an ex-cop can’t be a good artist, yet meeting him and seeing his eclectic art definitely expanded my awareness of the influence the mass media has on our preconceptions.
Acrylics, watercolours, oils, monotypes, photographs — Fowler wor......
Who doesn’t enjoy looking at other people’s homes and gardens? What better way to spend a summer day and get inspired!
On Saturday, July 27 from 10am to 5pm you’ll be able to tour seven of Almonte’s most interesting homes and three outstanding gardens. The tour is a fundraiser for the Mississippi Valley Textile Museum and the extension of Almonte’s popular Riverwalk.
In the 1890s Almonte was a thriving mill town. Its six textile mills employed most of the town’s residents, with the ......
By — Pippa Norman is graduating from ADHS this year and will be going on to pursue a Bachelor of Journalism at Carleton University next fall
Whoever coined the phrase “It takes a village to raise a child” must have done so after attending a rehearsal for one of Almonte & District High School Drama Club’s plays. The village being Almonte, and the child being the play.
If you were to attend one of the rehearsals yourself, you would feel as if madness had descended upon you. Student actors fervidly run lines; community volunteers sew seams, drill screws and climb ladders; and director Jennifer Sheffield barrels around the room......
This year’s Ottawa Valley Midsummer HerbFest is being held on Sunday, July 28 from 9am to 4pm — rain or shine. The location is the Waba Cottage Museum & Gardens in White Lake, just an ho......
Festival of Small Halls 2019 Celebrating Big Canadian Music in Beloved Small Places - theHumm July 2019
More halls — check. Big music — check. Magical moments and musical memories — you betcha.
The Ontario Festival of Small Halls plants inspired, decorated and mind-blowing artists into rural h......
By Susie Osler
There is a frantic energy to this time of year. The explosion of growth and green coupled with the energy and warmth of sunshine leads to a commensurate output of manic gardening energy that seem......
By — Angie Arendt is the Director of Big Stone House: a Center for Courageous Living in Almonte <bigstonehouse.ca>
It was the middle of August and the middle of the day. The sun was shining bright, the dog was attempting to cool down on the tile floor, and I was chopping watermelon in the kitchen when the doo......
An interactive theatre experience that celebrates the Great White North and pokes fun at Canadian stereotypes will hit the stage in the nation’s capital for the summer.
The Oh Canada Eh? Din......
From Under the Umbrella Tree to Sleeping Rough… Valley Puppeteers Return to Music and Beyond - theHumm July 2019
Last July, the opera Sleeping Rough premiered at Ottawa’s Music and Beyond festival to standing ovations and critical acclaim. Composed by jazz guitarist Roddy Ellias and with a libretto by poet/......
By — Jeff Mills
Every now and then there are five actual Wednesdays in July, and 2019 is one of those years. The friends of Augusta Street Park are gearing up for their wonderful little music festival “5 Wednesd......
Sep 1 - Oct 30 Transition: Ginny Fobert, Judi Miller, Dayle VanAlstine
Sep 24 - Oct 24 Private Art Collection
Oct 19 Doug van der Horden
Oct 21 Jazz Night w/Spencer Evans
Oct 23 Jeff Callery
Oct 23 - 24 Red Trillium Studio Tour
Oct 26 Bon Evans & Dave Bull
Oct 28 Al Lerman
Oct 29 Matt Dickson
- Keith Busher — Art Advocate & Provocateur, Gallery Owner and Curator
- Romp, Stomp & Chomp! Thanksgiving Art Tour in Mississippi Mills
- One Day Only Open Studio Art by Catherine Orfald and Rita Redner
- More Music at MERA!
- From Quiet to Concerts Almonte in Concert Returns to Old Town Hall This Fall
- Leave the Leaves (and other counter-intuitive suggestions)
- Rural Root Goes Fishing! The Great Kooshog Lake Hollis McCauley Fishing Derby
- Fall Colours Walk at Blueberry Mountain
- Red Trillium Fall Tour
- Pumpkins-Plus in Perth Ghost Walks, Pumpkin Carving and More!